Dar's and Chuck's top ten beautiful and homely cars

 

I’m writing this column in the south, enjoying 70-degree temps and observing from afar the frigid and snowy weather that engulfed the Midwest just after I departed St. Joseph.

Joining me is my good friend Chuck Hassel, a fellow car nut who grew up in the Chicago area but now resides in South Carolina.  We’ve make our visit south each January to escape the colder northern climes (well, at least I do) and, more importantly, to discuss cars.   We love all kinds of cars, be they new or old.

Chuck has been ogling cars since he was a little kid.   His education includes degrees in engineering from Purdue and product design from Art Center College in California.

I showed Chuck a copy of my last week’s column about the Hemmings Classic Car editorial with Richard Lenitello’s eight ugliest cars and my reaction to his selections.   Naturally we began coming up with ugly candidates of our own.   We agreed up with our top ten list.

We also thought it would be fun to see if we could come up with a list of the ten most beautiful cars.   It was a challenge, but we did it. 

So, behold, our list of the ten homeliest (ugly seems too cruel a word) and ten most beautiful American cars ever offered.  After each vehicle selected we have added a brief remark on why it was selected:

TEN HOMELIEST VEHICLES:

            1937 - ‘39 Willys (bug-eyed headlights and a pointed snout)

1958 Buick (massive looking, a ponderous chrome-mobile)

1958 Ford (a failed attempt to duplicate the look of the new 4-place T-bird)

            1958 Oldsmobile (see 1958 Buick above)

            1958 Packard (stacked fins and tacked-on quad headlights, a sorry end to a great marque)

            1961 DeSoto (unrelated dual grille openings, clunky-looking taillight housing)

            1961 Plymouth (cabbage grater grille with Halloween headlights that scared small children)

            1980 Ford Thunderbird/Mercury Cougar (the stylist must have lost their French curve, a box was their inspiration)

            2000 – ’05 Chevrolet Monte Carlo (a crisp design that obviously sat too long in the hot sun)

            2001 – ’05 Pontiac Aztek (not sure if it’s a van or a car but not Pontiac’s best effort)

High on many automotive lists of homely cars is the overwrought 1958 Buick, shown here in the Limited series.

           

The rather scary front end styling of the 1961 Plymouth has been said to be so ugly it scared small children.  It certainly wasn't designer Virgil Exner's best efforts.

TEN BEAUTIFUL VEHICLES:

           

            1933 Pierce-Arrow Silver Arrow (one of the first American vehicles to feature breathtaking aerodynamic lines that set it apart)

1936 Cord 810/812 (Gordon Buehrig’s Cord was a styling masterpiece, radical for its time, still eye candy today)

1939 Lincoln Continental Mk 1 (One of Edsel Ford’s best efforts, providing a must-buy luxury car for the Palm Beach set)

1953 Studebaker (Studebaker stunned American car buyers with Raymond Loewy’s European inspired design)

1955 Chevrolet (featured a Ferrari grille, V-8 power and all-new body of classic simplicity)

1960 Dodge Matador/Chrysler New Yorker (perhaps Virgil Exner, Sr.’s highest achievement and his most successful fin effort)

            1961 Lincoln Continental (award winning then, still stunning to look at)

            1966 Buick Riviera (Words like elegant, graceful and sophisticated are used to describe this Dave Holl’s masterpiece)

            1970 ½ Chevrolet Camaro (in production for 11 years, the crisp, clean  Italianate pony car was a huge favorite) 

1971 Plymouth Satellite coupe (a muscular yet elegant car, it’s bold loop bumper was a perfect compliment to the athletic car)

 This photo, taken at the Concours d'Elegance of Southwest Michigan in St. Joseph, shows me standing in front of one of Studebaker's prettiest coupes ever.  The 1953 - 54 Commander coupe was designed with input from internationally known Raymond Loewy.  Most best looking car lists include this design beauty.

Above is the iconic and great looking 1961 Lincoln Continental 4-door convertible.   Considered by many to be the finest looking Lincoln ever introduced.   Wouldn't it be great if Lincoln could return to market a Town Car-like model that has the impact of this landmark luxury model.

If you don’t recall what some of our selections look like and a photo is not shown, use your computer’s search engine and type in the year and car.  Photos galore will appear to remind you just how ugly or beautiful these cars were.

Mopar heaven in north Indiana

Virgil Exner, Jr. (right) and Monte Gillespie (left)

I learned a long time ago that not everyone is crazy about automobiles on a level equal to my passion.  So when I do find an automotive kindred spirit, it is a treat indeed. 

Finding a true kindred spirit is not easy.  My first kindred spirit discovery happened back in 1964 in my junior year at Michigan State University.  On a warm spring evening I had left my dorm room open for ventilation.  Walking by was "floor-mate" Cliff Ghetti of Belvidere, New Jersey.  He, also a car nut who would go on to become a designer at Chrysler, noticed my car photos that I had taped to the dorm room wall and poked his head into my room and asked, "So, you like cars?" or something similar.  The answer was yes and we stayed up most of the night sharing car stories.  We've shared car stories ever since and remain good friends.

That special "car connection" with Cliff was my first encounter with a genuine kindred spirit.  There have been a few since, the most recent happening this past fall at the Studebaker National Museum in South Bend.  Following an afternoon symposium on automotive design in which I was invited to participate, a gentleman named Monte Gillespie came up to me and introduced himself. 

Almost immediately, Monte, an AM General retiree, and I discovered that we had a common passion for Chrysler Corporation cars; especially those designed by Virgil Exner, Sr. A kindred spirit!

I discovered that Monte not only had a passion for Exner-designed Chrysler cars, but he also owns a 1962 Dodge Polara 500 convertible - probably one of my all-time favorite vehicles.  Monte and I exchanged email addresses and as I departed I asked if he would mind if someday I could stop by and see his Polara.  I had hopes that he would bring it to the 2012 Concours d'Elegance in St. Joseph.

It wasn't until later that I realized that Monte's and my path had crossed some years back.  In 2008, when the featured car at the then-Krasl Concours was all of the Chrysler 300 letter-series models, Monte had sent an application to show his 1960 300F convertible.  Unfortunately mechanical problems prevented Monte from bringing his red "Beautiful Brute" convertible to the car show. 

As I began to plan my meeting with Monte, who lives in Granger just northeast of South Bend, it occurred to me that retired Ford designer Virgil Exner, Jr., son of Virgil, Sr. lives only a short distance away in South Bend. I knew that not only was Monte a huge fan of Virgil Exner, Sr.'s automotive design work, he also had written a number of articles on the Chrysler 300s and had accumulated a great deal of Exner Sr's memorabilia.  I wanted Virgil to meet Monte.

How great would it be if the three of us could all meet at Monte's house?  It would be a perfect trifecta moment: I would enjoy seeing a vintage Dodge and getting Virgil, Jr.'s impression of the car; Virgil would get to see a car his dad had a hand in designing and Monte would have the honor of having the son of his design idol at his house.

Virgil accepted my invitation to join me on the visit and a meeting time was set.  My expectations were high when I picked up Virgil on a sunny afternoon from his lovely home in northeast corner of South Bend.  We both were looking forward to seeing the vehicles that his dad had overseen the creation of back in the 50s and 60s. 

We were not prepared, however, for what we saw after driving down a long driveway and rounded the corner to Monte's garage.  Sitting on a concrete driveway and bathed with the late winter sun was a gloriously red and shiny 1962 Plymouth Valiant Signet 200 two-door hardtop!  I thought Virgil, Jr. would hurt himself as he hurried out of the front seat of the Neon to get a closer look.

Neither Virgil nor I had an inkling that Monte had any other cars in his collection other than his 1960 300F and the 1962 Dodge Polara 500.  It was literally a breathtaking surprise to see the Valiant, both for the son of its designer and for me - a hopelessly devoted Mopar fan.

Monte had been waiting for us and was standing by the Valiant with a big smile on his face.  He knew that the Valiant was a special and important car for the senior Exner, as it was the designer's first effort at creating a new long hood/short deck look for Chrysler vehicles following the successful finned era that had brought Chrysler such success in the mid and late 1950s.

Virgil later shared with me that he "was struck by how beautiful the Valiant still looked" after all these years.  He hadn't seen one in a long time.  He added that his dad was "anxious to do a small car" and the senior Exner was "so proud of how the Valiant had turned out."

After spending a long time walking around and admiring the Valiant, Monte then invited us to see the rest of his auto collection.   Behind the Valiant stood a large garage with multiple doors.  Behind the first door was the 1962 Dodge Polara 500 convertible.  Obviously from first glance, it is not ready for a Concours car show.  But, using needed pieces off a nearby "parts" car, he has every intention to have it ready for show in 2013.

Next to the Dodge sat a beautiful 1956 Chrysler 300B in black.  A rare car - one of only 31 built - with the stick shift.  Beside the B stood an un-restored but whole 1936 Chrysler Airflow C-9 waiting to be put together and be a fabulous addition at any vintage car show.

Then, in another nearby garage, Monte showed us his aforementioned 300F convertible, a 1957 Chrysler 300C two-door hardtop and a 1972 Imperial LeBaron two-door hardtop.

Monte's most recent automotive acquisition is a 1963 Studebaker Lark 2-door sedan.  As a devoted and frequent volunteer at the Studebaker National Museum, Monte thought he ought to have at least one Studebaker in his collection.  It awaits a minor restoration effort before being ready for show time.

Those readers who are either Mopar or Exner fans will be pleased to learn that Monte plans to bring his Valiant Signet to the Concours in St. Joseph on August 4.  Be sure to stop by and say hello.  Tell him Dar sent you.

Mopar heaven in Carlisle PA

Mopar Heaven found in Carlisle, PA


Dar looks over one of his favorite Mopar cars, the unloved 1962 Plymouth Fury 2-door hardtop. Downsized while other cars grew bigger, the Plymouth Fury and the Dodge Dart models did not set well with the public and sales plunged.



No doubt most people in our area saved last weekend to attend the 45th annual Krasl Art Fair on the Bluff. Naturally, as the Krasl executive director for 25 years until my retirement last January, that is where you found me too. But this year was different. When the artists set up their tents on Friday night and Saturday morning, I was nowhere to be seen. How come? Cause I FINALLY had the chance to do something that I have been pining to do for a long, long time - attend the annual Carlisle All-Chrysler Nationals in Pennsylvania. The Mopar junkie had finally found his Nirvana.

So over three days, 1,255 miles and a fortune in toll road fees I was able to finally get my Mopar fix at the great All-Chrysler show in central Pennsylvania in Carlisle. Was it worth the wait? You bet and I hope I can go again. Only this time I will allow at least two days. The enormous size and scope of the event surprised me.

I have no way of estimating the size of the crowd, but at $9 a head, I sure would have liked to pocket the day's take on Saturday. The Carlisle Nationals (there is one held for GM and Ford too) is held on the Carlisle fairgrounds. It is a very large space and the Nationals event attract enough participants to fill just about every nook and cranny with invited show-only cars, a vehicle swap meet area and what seemed like thousands of vendors selling everything from ancient car parts to brand new reproductions of gas tanks, not to mention whirly-gigs for the garden.

These events are more fun for me when I can walk the day away with a companion. I met up with a good friend from South Carolina who had been an industrial designer and is now retired. Like me, he had grown up in the 50s and we "cut our car teeth" on the 1955 and 56 cars as we entered junior high school.

So it wasn't too surprising that the first area we visited at the Carlisle show was the Mopar Survivors Display. I don't know if they feature the survivors display at all the shows, but it is one fabulous idea. Shown under a protective tent (in this case, one with red and white strips that made picture taking almost impossible!), the survivors display has a long line of old cars, from all decades, each in great condition. Most of them are not trailer queens, but rather vehicles that had led a charmed life but are still in use today.

My favorite of the survivors was a 1957 Plymouth Belvedere 4-door sedan that had only 10 or 20 thousand miles on it, with original paint and interior. It looked almost brand new. What really set it off was the coral and while two-tone paint job. Another really nice car on display under the candy cane colored tent was a 1969 Plymouth Barracuda 2-door hardtop ordered with the "mod top" paisley patterned vinyl roof. The mod look was also repeated inside with the flowery fabric repeated on the seat cushions and on the door panels. I didn't notice what engine was under the hood, but I can assure you that it wasn't a huge V-8. No in-his-right-mind muscle car guy would order a sporty car with that option, especially in gold.

Speaking of pony cars. When amongst Mopar fans, you often hear terms like B-body or A-body. At Carlisle this year, it was the E-body that was on everyone's lips. For non-Mopar folks, the E-body is the factory name for the platform used to produce the last generation Barracuda and Challenger.

Maybe the fuss over the long defunct pony cars was because in the past year or so, some E-body cars have sold at auction for over a million dollars. But also adding to the buzz was the fact that on display in an exhibition barn was the 2006 Dodge Challenger concept car. To add fuel to the flames, DaimlerChrysler had only last week announced that the Challenger concept will be put into production in 2008 as a 2009 model. But even if the concept Challenger had not been at Carlisle, the E-body pony cars were THE cars to have on display.

Some readers may recall that when Chrysler finally got their pony cars right with the introduction of the 1970 Cuda and Challenger, the pony car market was at the beginning of a long slide to oblivion. By 1974 the Chrysler twins pony cars and AMC's Javelin were gone and eventually Camaro and Firebird also bit the dust. Only Mustang managed to soldier on and survive. Because the market by 1970 was getting soft, Chrysler didn't sell that many of the models. As a result, it was amazing to see so many E-body cars at this show. I'm a little suspicious. Perhaps someone should count up how many E-bodies have been restored and see if the number exceeds the production count!

The suits in the executive offices at DaimlerChrysler are to be commended for recognizing the significance of an event like the All-Chrysler Nationals and making available the funds to have a very nice display on hand for all to enjoy. Not only did the company have an exhibit on hand, but they also brought a large number of new vehicles along and let visitors get in and slowly drive them around the grounds. The Ride and Drive event was a big hit with the crowds. Besides the expected Durangos, Chargers and minivans, the company reps also had the brand new 2007 Jeep Compass and the 2007 Chrysler Aspen SUV available for driving. Unfortunately, the Dodge Viper wasn't one of the choices.

This column isn't long enough to list all the things that I saw during my daylong visit. A few highlights included seeing on display in the invited cars line-up five (yes five) 1958 Plymouth Furys, all in perfect condition. To have that many rare cars sitting in a row was a visual treat for me.

I'm especially fond of designer Virgil Exner's finned 1957 creations. This show had a boatload of them. It was a delicious treat to slowly walk among these now rare cars and see the many models and makes. Frankly, I am surprised that so many of the poorly-assembled-when-new cars still exist. One of Exner's last efforts at Chrysler before his unfortunate dismissal was the downsized 1962 Plymouth and Dodge. My friend and I love the Plymouth Fury and Dodge Polara/Dart but the general public stayed away from showrooms that year in droves and sales faltered badly. At Carlisle there were several really nice '62 models and it was a special treat to have the chance to see them again up close.

Do you like 1971 Chargers? If you do, you missed the exhibit of a lifetime. Tim Welborn of Alexander City, Alabama brought to Carlisle 12 of his 23 Chargers in his collection. These are not just any Chargers, but perfectly restored specimens and each one has a different engine and drive train (some with the Hemi engine, some with the Six Packs, all in a different color offered that year by Dodge). A splendid sight to behold.

If all this information about Carlisle tempts you to attend next year, be sure to make your motel reservations soon. Rooms are hard to find for miles around the fairground. Want more info on all the Carlisle shows, go to www.carsatcarlisle.com and take a look. Be strong, the temptation to want to go to all the Carlisle events will be powerful, very powerful.